Green Tom - Rub Your Balls, аккорды

Tom Green - Hey kids, rub your balls (The Educational Cancer Song)

Because I couldn't find any other good chords for this song with the lyrics, I
found them out myself and here it is. There's just one word i couldn't figure out.
It has question marks next to them.
You can always mail or ICQ me if you have the good word. Also, sometimes the chords
may be a bit off, but I think for most of the song they're right.

Enjoy! :-)

An comments or whatever, mail to [email protected] (or ICQ 9054368). Thanx.

OO-PIN :)

Oh yeah, and the words printer in CAPITALS should be sorta shouted... listen
2 the song 2 get it right.

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Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
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Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
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Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls

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Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer

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Hey kids, feel your balls,     so you don't get cancer
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Hey kids, feel your balls,      you don't want cancer
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Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer
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MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
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Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
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Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer
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RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING
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Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps
        
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If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)
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RUB YOUR TESTICLES
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WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING
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Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer
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Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer
    
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Or rub your balls only for pleasure
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Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time

         
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You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time
         
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You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time
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TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
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Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time