Amanda Palmer - Do You Swear To Tell The Whole Truth, аккорды

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When I was six years old my sister Alyson 
 
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asked for a stove for her birthday 
   
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  miniature one you could actually cook with 
     
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and my mom was nice and she bought one 
 
 
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Alyson needed a reason to bake something 
 
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barged in my room and she grabbed me, she said 
 
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I made a cake and we're going next door 
        
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to Sam Weinstein's and you're getting married 
 
 
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The cake was burned 
    
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it tasted gross 
     
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she made me kiss him 
 
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on the mouth 
 
 
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Now I am 33 
 
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unmarried happily 
 
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no plans in life and I'm planning to keep it that way 
                   
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I do kissing with only one mission 
 
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Do you like to kiss then you have my permission 

     
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And I have already spent too much time 
 
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doing things I didn't want to 
         
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So if I just want to make out all the time 
         
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you can bet your black ass that I'm going to 

 
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When I was nine I was kind of a loser  
 
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the kids in my class didn't like me  
 
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Melanie Chow was the meanest of all  
        
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and my mom made me go to her party   
 
 
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Nobody talked to me I sat there quietly  
 
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drawing with crayons on a napkin  
   
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a picture of Melanie skewered with a pitchfork  
     
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her legs getting eaten by lions  
 
 
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The cake was good  
 
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I took some home  
   
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I had a party  
 
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in my room   
 
 
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Now I have friends and I'm not such a loser  
     
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but I go to bars all the time and I sit there  
     
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and order red wine and I write and I like being alone around people  
     
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yes that's how I like it 
 
 
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And I've already spent too much time  
 
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doing things I didn't want to  
       
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So if I wanna sit here and write and drink wine  
         
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you can bet your black ass that I'm going to 
 
 
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Yes I come here often 
 
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Sure I'll have another one 
 
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Yes I come here often 
 
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Sure I'll have another one 
 
but I don't have to talk to you 
 
 
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When I was 17 I was a blowjob queen  
 
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picking up tips from the masters  
 
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I was so busy perfecting my art  
       
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I was clueless to what they were after  

     
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Now I'm still a blowjob queen (far more selectively)  
 
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I don't make love now to make people love me  
 
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but I don't mind sharing my gift with the planet  
 
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We're all gonna die and a blowjob's fantastic  
 
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When I was 25 I was a rock star  
     
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but it didn't pay too well I had to strip on the side  
                    
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of the road to get ready for shows and the cars driving by  
      
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baby they'd never know  
 
        
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what a bargain they'd gotten  
     
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and if I'm forgotten  
 
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I'm perfectly happy with all that has happened  
     
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and I still get laughed at but it doesn't bother me  
 
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I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me  
 
     
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And I've already spent too much time 
 
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doing things I didn't want to
 
       
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So if I want to drink alone 
 
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dressed like a pirate 
    
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or look like a dyke 
         
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or wear high heels and lipstick 
    
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or hide in a convent 
    
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or try to be mayor 
    
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or marry a writer 
       
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smoke crack and slash tires 
      
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make jokes you don't like 
          
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or paint ducks and retire 
         
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YOU CAN BET YOUR BLACK ASS THAT I'M GOING TO