Benny Hill - Broken Hearted Lovers Stew, аккорды

Capo on 3
 
Intro: 
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And there’s a heartache and a memory 
     
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and just a tear or two, In a broken-hearted lovers’ stew 
                                          
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There are nine carrots to remind me of the ring I bought for you 
     
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Some mint for all the crazy things that we ‘mint’ to do  
   
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А lettuce, ‘cause your Mum and Dad would not ‘lettuce’ alone  
 
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I won’t put in the truffles, you’ve got truffles of your own 
    
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An artichoke for the hearty jokes your father used to tell  
   
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And as he was a Welshman we’ll have a leek as well  
          
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And your cousin, the religious one, so sanctimonious  
    
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For him some loafs and fishes ‘cause that’s all he ever does 
 
Chorus: 
 
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And there’s a heartache and a memory and just a tear or two, 
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in a broken-hearted lovers’ stew 
 
           
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There’s a radish ‘cause you kept repeating that your love was true  
   
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А beetroot for the way I said that I’d beetroot to you  
       
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Some shallots for the time I said I love you such shallot  
      
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Some capers to remind me of what up to which we got 
  
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А turnip for the way you always used to turnip late  
   
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А melon for the melon-choly way I used to wait  
   
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А chilli for how I felt while I waited for you  
       
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And a marrow to remind me of what I was frozen to 
 
 
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And there’s a heartache and a memory and just a tear or two, 
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in a broken-hearted lovers’ stew 
 
                                   
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There’s a swede to remind me of the man you left for me  
   
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An egg because you used to egg me on incessantly  
          
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And your little baby brother, what a messy little kid  
   
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For him some wine and water, ‘cause that’s all he ever did 
  
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Oh I was fond of Olives and you liked Herbs I know, 
                                
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I gave up seeing Olive but Herb didn’t want to go 
   
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So for the man who won you there is one thing I must do 
    
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For him some sage and onions ‘cause he want’s stuffing too 
 
                                         
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And there’s a heartache and a memory and just a tear 
     
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or two in a broken-hearted lovers’ stew