Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks, аккорды

Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks( Album one fierce beer coaster)
Tabbed by: John Leadman


   Pretty funny song! All just basic power chords. Play the verses
   palm-muted and use only downstrokes. Strum the chorus normally.
   That's all you need to know. Enjoy!

   CHORDS:


   
Bb5
 (x13xxx)    
E5
  (x79xxx)
   
A5
  (x02xxx)    
Eb5
 (x68xxx)
   
B5
  (x24xxx)    
C#5
 (x46xxx)

   INTRO:

   [spoken:]
   If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter


   VERSE 1:

   
Bb5
 
A5
               
B5
                       
C#5
             
E5
 
B5
        My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class

   
A5
                          
B5
                          
C#5
   Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass

   
B5
  
A5
                     
B5
                        
E5
         I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

                 
Eb5
  
C#5
            
A5
   Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?

                     
B5
 [stop]
   I just wish I was queer so I could get


   CHORUS:

   
E5
   Chicks dig guys that are

   
B5
   Queer guys that don't dig

   
E5
                              
B5
   Chicks that don't dig guys like me

                               
A5
   See I'm not queer I'm too ugly


   VERSE 2:

   
A5
            
B5
                        
C#5
                
E5
 
B5
   But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be

       
A5
                            
B5
                              
C#5
   Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony

   
B5
  
A5
                         
B5
                   
E5
       Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity

                  
Eb5
  
C#5
                    
A5
   But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry

                  
B5
                   
C#5
   Scoring with a super model would be easy


   VERSE 3:

                
A5
                          
B5
   Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but also is synonomous with

     
C#5
          
E5
 
B5
    'super dumb'

              
A5
                          
B5
   Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and
   
C#5
               
B5
   soon I'd become

   
A5
                          
B5
                                      
E5
      That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair

                  
Eb5
  
C#5
                         
A5
   No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear

                
B5
 [stop]
   I wish I was queer so I could get


   CHORUS:

   
E5
   Chicks dig guys that are

   
B5
   Queer guys that don't dig

   
E5
                              
B5
   Chicks that don't dig guys like me

                               
A5
   See I'm not queer I'm too ugly


   VERSE 4: [play like Verse 3]

   Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
   The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
   See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
   No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
   I wish I was queer so I could get


   BRIDGE:

   
E5
        
C#5
         
C#5
 
B5
 
A5
       
Bb5
 
B5
       
B5
 
A5
 
C#5
 
Eb5
   Chicks
   
E5
        
C#5
         
C#5
 
B5
 
A5
       
Bb5
 
B5
       
B5
 
A5
 
C#5
 
Eb5


   VERSE 5: [play like Verse 3]

   Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
   Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp
   he talks like this
   And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
   And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
   I wish I was queer so I could get


   OUTRO:

   
C#5
   Chicks dig guys that are

   
B5
   Queer guys that don't dig

   
C#5
   Chicks dig guys that are

   
E5
         
B5
   Queer guys that don't dig

   
C#5
   Chicks dig guys that are

   
B5
   Queer guys that don't dig

   
C#5
                             
E5
   Chicks that don't dig guys like me

               
B5
              
C#5
   See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

         
B5
   And I don't shave my heiny

   
C#5
   Don't shave my heiny

   
E5
            
B5
              
C#5
     See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

         
B5
   And I don't shave my heiny

   
C#5
   Don't shave my heiny

   
E5
            
B5
              
C#5
     See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

         
B5
   And I don't shave my heiny

   
C#5
   Don't shave my heiny

   
E5
            
B5
             
C#5
     See I'm not queer I'm too ugly