Bo Burnham - #DEEP, аккорды

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Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, 
and take to the air? 
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Me Neither 
 
 
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Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme 
 
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but the right words just weren't there? 
 
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Meat Cleaver 
 
 
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The people in my life are like grains of sand 
 
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Cause they stick together Yeah..  
 
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Often near my butt hole 
 
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If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish 
   
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 fish that's drowning 
 
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If the artistic process is a birth canal 
 
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Than I am a freshly jellied kid 
      
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Come witness my crowning 
 
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These thoughts of mine must be a sign that I'm 
 
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Hashtag Deep 
 
 
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If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? 
               
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Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat 
 
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instead of on your girlfriends face? 
 
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Me neither.. Me neither! 
 
               
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Have you ever wrote a song note for note 
           
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and not a single note was out of place?  
 
Duh. (Play random chords here)  
 
 
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The people in my life are like blades of grass How? 
 
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Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass 
stays away from my butthole! 
 
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Art is a harlot 
 
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And I am her sassy urban friend 
 
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Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish? 
 
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If momma is right and the world is my oyster 
 
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Than I must have an allergy to shellfish 
 
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You don't know 
 
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How could you know 
 
 
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If life makes you wish you were dead 
 
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Just put on a good movie and then promptly 
       
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put a bullet in your head 
 
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Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison 
    
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to living the dream 
 
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Hashtag Deep 
 
Outro: 
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