David Frizzell - I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home, аккорды

C
                                 
F
  
I came crawling home last night like many nights before 
 
C
                                     
F
  
I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door 
 
C
              
F
                  
G7
           
C
  
And she said you're not gonna do this anymore 
  
                                   
F
  
She said I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home 
                        
C
                               
G7
  
So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't have to roam 
            
C
                                     
F
  
We'll take out the dining room table and put a bar along that wall 
                    
C
                      
G7
                
C
  
And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom down the hall 
  
                                                   
F
  
She said just bring your Friday paycheck and I'll cash them 
all right here 
                          
C
                                   
And I'll keep on tap for all your friends their favorite kinds
       
G7
   
of beer 
         
C
                                     
F
  
And for you I'll always keep in stock those soft aluminum cans 
                         
C
               
G7
               
C
  
And when you're feeling macho you can crush them like a man 
  
                                               
F
  
She said we'll rip out all the carpet and put sawdust on the floor 
                           
C
                               
G7
  
Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels and I won't cook no more 
          
C
                             
F
  
There'll be Monday night football on T.V. above the bar 
                        
C
                   
G7
              
And a pay phone in the hallway when your friends can't find 
         
C
  
their car 
  
repeat #2 
                                          
F
  
She said you'll get friendly service and for added atmosphere 
                  
C
                                     
G7
  
I'll slip on something sexy and I'll cut it clear to here 
          
C
                          
F
  
Then you can slap my bottom every time you tell a joke 
                          
C
                   
G7
       
Just as long as you keep tipping well I'll laugh until 
            
C
  
you're broke 
  
                                           
F
  
She said instead of family quarrels we'll have a bar-room brawl 
                              
C
                         
When the Hamms bear says its closing time you won't have
           
G7
   
far to crawl 
          
C
                      
F
  
And when you run out of money you'll have me to thank 
                           
C
                  
G7
               
C
  
You can sleep it off next morning when I'm putting it in the bank 
  
                                   
F
  
She said I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home 
                         
C
                                 
G7
  
So you can feel more at ease here and you won't have to roam 
              
C
                                
F
  
When you and your friends get off from work and have 
a powerful thirst 
                    
C
                
G7
                  
C
  
There won't be any reason why you can't stop off here first