Los Pacaminos - Battered and Broozed, аккорды

Intro: 
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I got friends that are hard to refuse.    
                                                         
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There’s Bud and there’s Miller and there’s Jack Daniels too. 
  
Let's not forget Cuervo, he’s long been my hero,  
                                         
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There’s Becks and Corona to name but a few  
 
The sauce is my saviour, despite my behaviour  
                               
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It’s hard to resist a good brew.  
 
But if I can get sober, I’ll drag myself over 
                                           
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And we’ll raise just a small glass or two…  
 
Chorus:  
 
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My liver’s been battered and bruised,  
 
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My head is all messed up and I'm so confused.  
 
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Tomorrow I'll give up the booze.  
 
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If I can get sober I'll drag myself over,    
                                       
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And pick up a 6-pack and drink it with you.  
 
I couldn't drink more if I tried,  
So how come each morning my mouth is so dry?  
It got me to thinkin’, if I stopped my drinkin’  
Would I be a more reasonable guy?  
 
Some say stayin’ sober is like playin’ poker;  
We all know we’ll lose in the end.  
It’s true I'm no winner, I'm a miserable sinner,  
Ain’t a lifestyle that I recommend  
 
Repeat Chorus  
 
The doctor said, “Son here’s the deal -  
Your condition is one that’s unlikely to heal.  
I admire your style boy, but you live in denial boy.  
I suggest you abandon your automobile.”  
 
Chorus 3:  
My livers been battered and bruised  
My head is all messed up and I'm so confused  
Tomorrow I'll give up the booze  
If I can get sober I’ll drag my ass over,  
And pick up a 6-pack and drink it with you.  
 
When I get my car back, I'll pick up a 6-pack,  
And drive myself over and drink it with you.