Lynch Stephen - Hermaphroditey, аккорды

If you watch alot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch
perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature
before. Here is one of them called Hermaphroditey.


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INTRO:                               

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Verse 1:
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She's part girl, she's part boy,
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She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
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She's got more, she's got less,
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She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

(repeat intro)

Verse 2:
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Is she a mister or is she a miss?
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Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
      
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She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy,
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When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!

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Verse 3:
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She wears lace and she wears flannel,
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She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
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Whats that bulge under her nighty?
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It must be Hermaphroditey!

Verse 4:
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Some things are white,
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Some things are black,
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Some girls wear make-up,
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Mine shaves her back.

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She is still beautiful,
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She is still fine,
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It's too bad her package
   
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Is bigger than mine.

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Verse 5:
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She can't help her imperfections,
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She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
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Who stole all my tighty whities?
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It must be Hermaphroditey!