Sandler Adam - Christmas Song, аккорды

Adam Sandler ?Christmas song??live from SNL
Standard tuneing
Intro:
CM7
                   
D9
So many presents.     So little time.

Verse:
CM7
            
E9
           
F9
           
D9
Santa won?t be coming by my house this year,

(NC)    
CM7
               
E9
           
F9
          
D9
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.

    
CM7
         
E9
             
F9
О Momma made it perfectly clear,

      
D9
                  
CM7
   
E9
     
D9
Santa don?t like bad boys.
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!

Verse 2:
CM7
                  
E9
              
F9
           
D9
Ginopconop(lol?) and Lego blocks are what I desire.

   
CM7
               
E9
                 
F9
         
D9
So why did I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire?

   
CM7
           
E9
             
F9
     
D9
              
Cm7
 
E9
 
D9
I told him I was sorry?. I?m a liar so no toys for me.

(NC)
I don?t? deserve them!

Bridge:
  
CM7
                                  
Dsus
I couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the holidays neared,
    
Em
          
Dsus/A
           
Csus/G
But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.

(SPEAKING SЕСТIОN) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good-
It?s a fear of intimacy.  You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them.  Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you.

Verse 3:
CM7
           
E9
        
F9
                
D9
Rockum Sockum Robots is what I was hoping for,
    
CM7
           
E9
               
F9
             
D9
And then I made a death threat to Vice-President Gore.
   
CM7
            
E9
             
F9
Он Santa won?t be knocking on my door
       
D9
              
CM7
  
E9
  
D9
He?s a big fat whore
(NC)
What made me say that?

Verse 4:
CM7
                           
Dsus
Shoots and ladders would be so good indeed,
   
Em
                
Dsus/A
          
Csus/D
So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.

     
CM7
                   
Dsus
So Santa please give me my easy bake oven,
  
Em
              
Dsus/A
           
Csus/G
I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin?

   
CM7
             
E9
        
F9
     
D9
So Santa won?t you accept my apology,
 
CM7
            
E9
      
F9
              
D9
Santa can?t you see I?m Begging you please,
   
CM7
        
E9
               
F9
Он Santa next year I?ll do you right?.
          
D9
                     
CM7
Live from New York it?s Saturday Night?

Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
CM7
:    x35453
        x13241
D9
:     x54555
        x21333
E9
:     x76777
        x21333
F9
:     x87888
        x21333
Dsus
:   x57755
        x13411
Eminor: x79987
        x13241
Dsus/A
: 557755
        113411
Csus/G
: 335533
        113411

I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-)
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