Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute, аккорды

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Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996 19:01:44 -0500
From: Denis Ford 

One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic

Words transcribed by I. Josh Greenstein (at least they were on his web page)
Chords by Bo Ford

I haven't heard this song in a while, so please feel free to correct any
mistakes.  I'm not
absolutely sure if the 
B7
 is right, but it sounds pretty close.  Have fun.
Bo

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D
                  
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Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,
B7
                           
Em
           
A
                       
D
'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.


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G
So I pulled your name out of my Rolladex,
      
C
                         
G
And I tore all your pictures in two,
      
B7
                              
Em
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
     
A
                        
D
Just because it reminds me of you.....


C
                 
D
                  
G
That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,
C
                 
D
              
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I'm glad that you found somebody new,
           
C
             
D
              
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C
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
     
G
              
D
           
G
Than spend one more minute with you.


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I guess I may seem kinda bitter,
    
D
              
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D
You got me feeling down in the dumps,
           
B7
                        
Em
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,
      
A
                            
D
And I have to use the self-service pumps...


      
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D
                  
G
Oh so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
    
C
           
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You ain't gonna break my heart in two
           
C
            
D
                
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C
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,
     
G
              
D
           
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Than spend one more minute with you..


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I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
C
                                   
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Than watch you going out with other men
Em
                 
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Em
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
A
                                            
D
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'


    
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D
                   
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I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches
         
C
                
D
           
G
Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
    
C
                    
D
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
                 
G
                
C
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..
     
G
              
D
           
G
Than spend one more minute with you


                     
C
          
D
            
G
Yes, I'd rather dive naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
            
C
          
D
                 
G
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
    
C
                
D
I'd rather dive in a swimming pool filled with
G
                  
C
Double-edged razor blades
     
G
              
D
           
Em
Than spend one more minute with you


           
C
                            
D
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
    
G
                                            
C
And throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....
     
G
              
D
           
G
Than spend one more minute with you.....