Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me, аккорды

Intro: 
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Verse:
 
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Em
 Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy 
          
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 there's too much hate and killin' going on 
      
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Em
 but when I see the bare chest of a woman 
      
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 my worries and my problems are all gone 
 
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 noone thinks of fighting when they see a topless girl 
 
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 maybe if you would show yours too, we could save the world 
 
Chorus:
               
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 Show them to me 
               
Em
 Show them to me 
 
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 unclasp your bra and set those puppies free 
                 
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 they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater,
  
Em
 baby i'm sure you'll agree 
         
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 baby you've got two funbags 
               
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 show them to me 
 
Verse:
 
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 I don't care if they don't match or one's bigger than the other 
 
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 you can show me one, and I'll imagine the other 
 
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 even if you're really old there's nothing wrong 
 
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 don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long 
 
Chorus:
               
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 show them to me 
              
Em
 show them to me 
      
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 lift up your shirt, and let the whole world see 
 
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Em
 adjust this robe, show your globes, and a happy man i'll be 
     
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 if you've got dos chichis 
 show them to me 
 
Verse:
 
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 i've met a lot of them, but never one i've hated 
 
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 even if you've had 13 kids and you think they look deflated 
          
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 there's no such thing as a bad breast, i believe this much is true 
              
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 if you're a big fat man, i'm a tittiefan,
          
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 (let ring)
 and i'd love to see yours too 
 
Chorus:
             
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 show them to me 
              
Em
 show them to me 
        
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 just like the girls gone wild on TV 
 
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Em
 just lean back and show your rack, and i'll be in extacy 
 
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 if you got two cosabas 
             
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 show them to me 
 
Verse/Outro:
 
Em
 come on baby let me see 
 
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 all the world will live in harmony 
 
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 it'll do you good, and it'll give me wood 
 
Em
 we'll make history 
 
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(let ring)
 if you love your country 
 i'm gonna say it one more time 
            
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 I said if you love your country 
 then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me