Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis, аккорды

Main Riff:
e|----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
B|----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2----|
G|----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| x2
D|----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----|
A|----2-----2--0--0--0--0----------------------------|
E|-3--3--3--3----------------------------------------|

(Continue that pattern the entire way through song, 
you always strum 
D
 four times, except during the first line 
of the two verses, 
G
 and 
A
 are always strummed twice)

Verse 1:
     
D
      
G
               
A
           
D
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore
    
G
                
A
                  
D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
        
G
              
A
           
D
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
G
                 
A
           
D
It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine
G
            
A
             
D
Thats all we needed to get by
G
            
A
                  
Now it seems things have changed 
       
D
And I think that youre the one to blame
     
G
            
A
           
D
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore
 
Verse 2: 
(he sings)
      
D
  
G
                 
A
           
D
Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore
G
                     
A
        
Cause when you get to drinkin', 
            
D
You put me places I've never been before
   
G
             
A
        
D
Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore
G
                 
A
                 
D
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
G
                  
A
            
D
Come to terms with truly how we feel
G
             
A
              
D
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever
     
G
                
A
              
D
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all
       
G
                  
A
                 
D
Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls