Rudy Mancuso - Christmas Is A Bitch, аккорды

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Intro: C
 C

Verse:
C
                              Em/B
Christmas really freaks me out. It makes me feel alone.
Am
                            A
I think that elves are creepy. I'm not a fan of snow.
Dm
                          G
             C
  Fm
 G
Forgive me when I say that Christmas is a bitch.
C
                                Em/B
Chocolate makes my skin breakout. I don't like decorations.
Am
                           A
I'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station.
Dm
                        G
                       C
  E
I think it's all so whack, but people seem to disagree.

Chorus:
Am
                               Em
The kids wait up for Santa Claus, the man with overalls.
F
                               F
                 C/E
He eats their milk and cookies, must have high cholesterol.
Dm
                    G
                       C
 E
But who am I to judge? This guy is not even real.
Am
                              Em
Cause mistletoe and candy canes, all of its so freaking lame.
F
          C/E
        Dm 
Sorry if I sound insane.
          C
                F
                        Fm
Christmas sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch, 
                          C
  Fm
 G
That's why Christmas is a bitch.

Verse:
        C
                           Em/B
There's people shopping at the mall for phones and big TV's,
Am
                      A                               
wasting all their money on lights and Christmas trees,
Dm
                  G
                               C
 Fm
 G
making corporations rich, that's why Christmas is a bitch.
    C
                        E
And every time I look around, I see a smiling face,
Am
        Am/G
              F
Is this a problem just with me or the human race?
             F
                     G
All of these really annoying songs that people love to sing.
C
                      E
What can I possibly be missing from this Christmas thing?

Chorus:
Am
                           Em
Kids wait up for Santa Claus, a weird dude with overalls.
F                              
He eats their milk and cookies, 
              F
               C/E
This guy has gotta have high cholesterol.
Dm
                          G
But it makes people happy, it makes no sense to me.
C
                                         E
It's a fat guy who breaks into your house. It's bullshit.
Am                                
There's mistletoe and candy canes, 
   Em
I find all of this shit so lame.
F
                    C/E
          Dm
I don't like playing cheerful games.
        C
              F
                          Fm
If only I could flip a switch, it's a complicated sitch,
                          C
   G
That's why Christmas is a bitch.

Outro:
                              F
                        G
These stupid sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,
                          C
That's why Christmas is a bitch.