Rudy Mancuso - Christmas Is A Bitch, аккорды

Прокрутка
Тональность
Шрифт
100
Intro: 
C
C
Verse:
C
Em/B
Christmas really freaks me out. It makes me feel alone.
Am
A
I think that elves are creepy. I'm not a fan of snow.
Dm
G
C
Fm
G
Forgive me when I say that Christmas is a bitch.
C
Em/B
Chocolate makes my skin breakout. I don't like decorations.
Am
A
I'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station.
Dm
G
C
E
I think it's all so whack, but people seem to disagree. Chorus:
Am
Em
The kids wait up for Santa Claus, the man with overalls.
F
F
C/E
He eats their milk and cookies, must have high cholesterol.
Dm
G
C
E
But who am I to judge? This guy is not even real.
Am
Em
Cause mistletoe and candy canes, all of its so freaking lame.
F
C/E
Dm
Sorry if I sound insane.
C
F
Fm
Christmas sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,
C
Fm
G
That's why Christmas is a bitch. Verse:
C
Em/B
There's people shopping at the mall for phones and big TV's,
Am
A
wasting all their money on lights and Christmas trees,
Dm
G
C
Fm
G
making corporations rich, that's why Christmas is a bitch.
C
E
And every time I look around, I see a smiling face,
Am
Am/G
F
Is this a problem just with me or the human race?
F
G
All of these really annoying songs that people love to sing.
C
E
What can I possibly be missing from this Christmas thing? Chorus:
Am
Em
Kids wait up for Santa Claus, a weird dude with overalls.
F
He eats their milk and cookies,
F
C/E
This guy has gotta have high cholesterol.
Dm
G
But it makes people happy, it makes no sense to me.
C
E
It's a fat guy who breaks into your house. It's bullshit.
Am
There's mistletoe and candy canes,
Em
I find all of this shit so lame.
F
C/E
Dm
I don't like playing cheerful games.
C
F
Fm
If only I could flip a switch, it's a complicated sitch,
C
G
That's why Christmas is a bitch. Outro:
F
G
These stupid sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,
C
That's why Christmas is a bitch.